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Joke of the Day
"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""
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"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? hint: take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way"""
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