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Joke of the Day

"My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place"

"I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way"

"Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road? Because he was crossed."

"Question starts with a Q... ...and ends with an E."

"I still remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"""

"Like a good neighbor plow my driveway, not my wife"

"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."

"ME: I think I have a get out of jail free card COP: this is a do 1 jail sentence get the next sentence 50% off & it's for our other location"

"Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again."

"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."