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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road? Because he was crossed."
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"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because its been reposted over a dozen times."
"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."
"What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."
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"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "