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Joke of the Day

"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."

"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"

"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"The grass is always greener, but usually because it's synthetic AstroTurf."

"A son asked a his Jewish father The son asked ""Dad, could I borrow 30?"". The father turned around and answered ""10? Why do you want 5?"""

"Why did Winnie the Pooh want to become an astronaut? Because he wanted to go on a honeymoon."

"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."

"If Appendix removal is an Appendectomy and Getting your tonsils out is an Tonsillectomy... .... is a sex change an Addadicktome?"

"Don't you just hate clickbait titles? Gotcha!"