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Joke of the Day
"Like a good neighbor plow my driveway, not my wife"
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"I still not comfortable with how we spell coffee."
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"I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing. I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics."
"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."
"What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago"
"Some 1-oz liquor glasses were let go from a local pub recently. Shots fired"
"I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's... a double-entry bookkeeper."
"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"