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Joke of the Day
"Question starts with a Q... ...and ends with an E."
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"Coworker: What are those chocolate coins you guys get on Hanukkah called? Me: Gelt. Coworker: Guilt? Me: No, Jews get that all year round."
"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""
"My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since."
"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."
"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"
"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."
"A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan. As he bleeds out, he realises: ""I've made a big me-steak"""