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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."

"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."

"What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster? Messie Thank you and goodnight."

"The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history"

"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."

"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."

"A guy walks into a bar... and his alcoholism tears his family apart."

"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."

"I hate insects puns, they really bug me."

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"