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Joke of the Day

"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."

"[Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] ""The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."""

"What did one John say to the other John? ""What's the matter? You look flushed!"""

"What's the pound's new name? The ounce"

"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."

"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"

"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."

"My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries"

"NSFW Why was the guitar teacher arrested? He got caught fingering a minor"

"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"