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Joke of the Day
"I hate insects puns, they really bug me."
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"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."
"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."
"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."
"Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen"
"Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? He's not a fan of juvenile plots."
"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."
"""Getting fat"" is absolutely a legitimate response to ""what have you been up to?"""
"Did you know, that we eat more bananas than monkeys? Last year the UK ate 76,500,000 bananas and only 6 monkeys."