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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar... and his alcoholism tears his family apart."
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"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."
"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"
"Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums."
"[airport] ""you should have used a tag"" [a horse emerges on luggage belt] noone else has brought a horse linda [another horse appears] oh FFS"
"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."
"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"
"Advice in elections How do you win an election? By giving out candy"
"Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs. Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly."
"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"