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Joke of the Day
"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."
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"Boss approaches, I frantically close my google image search of cats hugging, only to show a new window of cats in formal wear. I get fired."
"Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah."
"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."
"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""
"Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole! Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special."
"The original ""Ben Hur"" was a mega hit movie ....with ( 11 ) Oscars. The remake is a box office flop. A clear case of ""Ben Hur, Done That"""
"I'd have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said ""I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look"""
"What did the horse say when he fell over? ""Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."""
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have."