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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water? Dolphout"

"One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever."

"What is atheism? A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word ""religion"" with ""set of beliefs"" if you're picky about that sort of thing"

"Waitress: And what can I get for you, hon? Jesus: I'll have........ (snickering) a water"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race"

"True Fact: If you write a suicide note that rhymes, it also works as a country-western song."

"What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing? A Scamtron."

"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."

"We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1"

"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."