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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Pizza and Jews during the Holocaust? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven."

"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"

"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."

"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."

"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."

"What's the simplest way to prevent rape? Consent."

"What did the penis say to the asshole in the morning? This bowl ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."

"So...Donald Trump was on The View today. I kept rewinding it and watching it trying to spot Elizabeth Hasselbeck's boner."

"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"