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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people like the NBA? It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!"

"Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes."

"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"

"Grandma: 'And that's how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home' Me: 'So you haven't seen my scarf?'"

"Our wedding pic looks like my wife's selfie photo bombed by me."

"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."

"What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd."

"The police came to my house looking for a child molester... I guess I wasn't supposed to volunteer."

"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"What's E.T short for... Cuz he's only got little legs"