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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"
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"Eating a box of Thin Mints doesn't make you thin. Apparently."
"A Doctor told a man he had chronic constipation. His response.. ''No shit!''"
"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."
"How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake? They're attractive!"
"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."
"Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done"
"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"
"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"
"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"