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Joke of the Day

"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."

"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."

"What did one cheese say to the other? I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!"

"""There's no '1' in ' team.'"" - guy who wrote ""Se7en"""

"The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri"

"US disasters and tragedies You'd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds... oh wait..."

"Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games."

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"