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Joke of the Day
"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."
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"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"
"Dirty Catholic Priest jokes are getting old. So we know one demographic who won't like them any more at least."
"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."
"This upcoming USA presidential election That's it... that's the punch line."
"What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks"
"Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. They just weren't cutting it."
"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"
"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."