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Joke of the Day

"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"

"I'm Asexual, I don't give a fuck."

"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."

"My neighbor just just had a baby boy born with no eyelids. When they did the circumcision they used the skin to make him some eyelids. He's doing great, just a little cockeyed."

"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."

"Netflix has a doc called ""Fascism in Colour""; wouldn't this be more of a ""black-and-white"" issue?"

"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."

"Two white guys, Tyronne and D'Andre, walk into a bar... What? That could happen, you racist!"

"My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white"