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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?"

"What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain? Dago wop wop wop"

"The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest."

"The ""sell by"" date should actually be the ""diarrhea after"" date."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."

"I used to date loose women but my cock kept slipping out."

"Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines."

"I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend... ""A llama?"" ""No, surprise her."""

"I'm think about taking up Jousting so I have something to talk about at awkward dinner parties."

"The powerball 1.3 billion dollars"