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Joke of the Day
"If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong."
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"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!"
"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."
"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"
"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"
"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."
"I didn't believe my friend that you can't get big muscles without supplements ... Turns out it's the only whey"
"NIETZSCHE: god is dead! he remains dead! and we have killed him! ME AS NIETZSCHE'S LAWYER: your honour we're gonna need a recess"
"I called my boss this morning... Me: Sorry, I'm not going to make it in today, I'm sick. Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well, I'm in bed with my mother."
"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."