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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!"

"What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you!"

"My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar. Easier said than did."

"- The DC Cinematic Universe"

"How many topologists does it take to change a baby? Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest It's hard to get up."

"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."

"Funniest joke on wife Always love your mother because you will not get another . . Ok. Agreed! Always love your ~~mother~~ wife even though you will ~~never~~ get another one later.."

"I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing"

"knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here"""