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Joke of the Day

"I didn't believe my friend that you can't get big muscles without supplements ... Turns out it's the only whey"

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"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"
"I shot my first turkey today! But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised."
"How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April? The snow on top of it has melted."
"A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"". The bartender replies ""No we only have plain."""
"What did they call the sugar that went to space? Intergalactose"
"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"
"I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. Life is hard."
"is your name melissa? ""yes"" are you married? ""to you sadly"" yes or no please ""yes"" do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?"
"I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is ""in moderation""?"