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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe."

"Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest."

"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."

"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"

"Why are chemists always a part of the problem? Because they can never be a part of the solution."

"Yo mama is so ugly She makes onions cry"

"I bet most Braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""

"My girlfriend has just bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."

"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."