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Joke of the Day

"[1st date] Would it be odd if someone brought their cat on a date? Her: Very, what's in the box? Nothing, waiter cancel that can of tuna"

"Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient? They lose their shit over the smallest things!"

"My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..."

"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"I used to date a Mobius stripper... ...I broke up with her when I found out that she would never stop."

"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"

"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet They could spend years at Sea!"

"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."

"If a white-washed Asian is a banana.. Then a black-washed Asian is an Eminem."

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""