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Joke of the Day
"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet They could spend years at Sea!"
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"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises... The librarian said, ""I don't think it's in yet."" I said, ""Yes, that's the one."""
"How do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator."
"Dad cooks a deer for dinner... And doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue ""it's what your mother calls me"". The little boy yells ""it's a fucking dick, DONT EAT IT!!"""
"Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning.. How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)"
"The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother."
"I just asked my friend to come over and ""play husband"". He's gonna be pissed when he finds out we are putting together shelves from ikea."
"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"