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Joke of the Day
"My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..."
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"Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly."
"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."
"I'm giving away my dead batteries. They're free of charge."
"Microsoft just announced they are changing the name of Xbox's Premier Multiplayer Service from Xbox Live to Xbox Dead..."
"What was the physicist's favorite football team? The Houston Eulers."
"Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack? Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands"
"Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock."
"What do you call a bad pun? Punishment."
"Christmas Presents I told my girlfriend that every time we had sex I would add a dollar to how much i would spend on her christmas present, so far she's getting a McChicken."