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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."

"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"

"I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?"

"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents."

"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"

"I asked my Welsh friend how many partners he's had in his life... he started to count and he fell asleep."

"Instead of ""Juicy"" I have ""May contain gas"" written on the back of my shorts."

"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."

"[boss finds pics of me snowboarding] ""You missed work bc you said you were sick...& judging from these pics, YOU WERENT LYING"" *fist bump*"