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Joke of the Day

"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"

"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."

"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"

"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"

"In his new book of poems, John Ashbery rhymes ""coagulate"" with ""indeed."" It's like he's not even trying."

"An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile."

"""Hi, it's me. I can't get to the phone right now, even though it's right here in my hand."""

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented"

"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!"