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Joke of the Day

"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."

"What do you call a British voyeur? A bird-watcher."

"Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch."

"Q: Why can't Obama poke fun at himself? A: Because that would be racist."

"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."

"I recently sold my vacuum It just sucked"

"The new guy at work has been getting a lot of customer complaints lately. Probably because I wear his name tag when he's not there."

"Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up? Their palms are white."

"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"

"I wanted to tell you all about a color I made up..... but, as it turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination."