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Joke of the Day
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."
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"'Just 90's kids things' 40 years later Good cartoons and good eyesight"
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"How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles..."
"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."
"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"
"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken."
"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""
"Hey websites, I will always ""skip intro"", so knock it off."