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Joke of the Day

"The leading cause of depression is reality."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.... not screaming in terror, like his passengers."

"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."

"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"

"Door-to-door Christian guy: Jesus loves you. Me: Really? Just me? Him: Well, no. He loves everyone. Me: I don't have time for players."

"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."

"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"

"The best joke ever... ...Reddit's servers!"

"I once saw a headstone that read ""here lies a politician and an honest man."" I wonder how they fit two people in one casket."

"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"