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Joke of the Day

"Just got back from my secret society meeting. I'm really pleased with next year's Golden Globe winners."

"Racist jokes are like a suicide bomber They really clear the room."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."

"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"

"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"

"You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale"

"What do you call one black person on the moon? A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon? *Problem Solved*"

"There was a puppy named Joke... He died, and that was the end of the Joke..."

"*stops by new neighbor* Welcome, I brought you a cake! -Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that! Oh, ok. *walks away with cake*"

"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"