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Joke of the Day

"What do you call one black person on the moon? A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon? *Problem Solved*"

"Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking."

"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"

"4 words Donald Trump Presidential Library"

"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"

"My life The biggest joke of all."

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."

"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."

"Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches."

"What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets"