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Joke of the Day

"What do you call one black person on the moon? A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon? *Problem Solved*"

"What do you call a group of black people? A Orniggasation!"

"Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's ""cool,"" but when I do I'm ""lying"""

"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."

"How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me."

"What's the difference in a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch..."

"My girlfriend thought the fossball table in our living room was too fratty. So I filled it up with water and turned it into a synchronized swimming simulator."

"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."

"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."

"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."