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Joke of the Day
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table, and then a stool."
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"Banks suck ass. First they get bailed out with $700B of our money, then they're like ""You can't use Wingdings for the font on your checks."""
"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"
"Just been watching the women's Olympic beach volleyball and there has already been a wrist injury..... But I should be OK by Monday."
"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."
"I am so glad that I poop in a toilet, rather than a bag. Given that I did that for 14 months of my life, perspective is a nice thing."
"It was raining... The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, ""These are The Times that dry men's soles."""
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."
"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"