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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."
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"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""
"You can lead a horse to water, but you probably can't do it as well as Sneaky Gary, the serial horse drowner."
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."
"Text ""SAVEUTAH"" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman."
"People are shitting on gorilla kid's mom for not watching. My mom had three kids under 5. I could've run a terrorist cell outta my treehouse"
"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"
"How many friend zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they will all just stand there complimenting it and get pissed when it wont screw."
"Who would kick The Rock's ass in a fight? Paper."
"A word to the wise. A paragraph to the smart. A long-form essay to the oblivious. A silent, meaningful gesture to the enlightened."