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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lizard use viagra? He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried"
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"Have you ever gone camping with Crohn's disease? Shits in tents."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies !!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out."
"VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him? VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things"
"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"""Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated."" Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer."
"I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ""How many?"""
"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"