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Joke of the Day
"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"
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"A jewish kid asks his dad for $5.... The Dad says, ""$4!? I don't have $3! What do you need $2 for??"
"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman."
"""Be there in 5,"" I text, though I am 30 minutes away, completely nude, and engaged in a fist fight with a neighbor."
"What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains"
"What do you get when you mix pie and onions? Opinions!"
"Here's my review of the sun: One star."
"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."
"How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke? Gruesome."
"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("