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Joke of the Day

"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."

"what does r/jokes and the big bang theory have in common it's not funny 90% of the time"

"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""

"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn? China probably can pop corn in one minute."

"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 - 8 - 9."

"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"

"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."