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Joke of the Day

"VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him? VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things"

"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""

"Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? ""Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."""

"What do you tell a pornstar right before their video to pump them up? Get your head in the game."

"What's the best thing about getting Reddit at a young age? Getting tired of sandwich jokes before embarrassing oneself on one's first date."

"If ""six degrees"" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said ""Hi."""

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"

"A baby mosquito had just returned after his first flight. Daddy mosquito asked, ""So, son, how did it feel?"" The baby mosquito replied, ""Wow, Dad, it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me!"""

"Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!"

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."