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Joke of the Day

"I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ""How many?"""

"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"

"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"

"How to keep a reader in suspense? [removed]"

"SpaceX announced today that they are removing the astronaut janitor position from their first manned flight to Mars There just isn't enough room in the ship for a vacuum cleaner."

"Did you hear? They're making the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey into a romantic comedy. It's going to be called ""50 Hues of Gray""."

"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"

"dat hyphen A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)"

"What country can't be hacked? Madagascar, because all their ports are closed."

"A new TV program to be filmed about asylum seekers in the UK... The Great British Fuck Off starts next week."