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Joke of the Day

"""I am John Lennon"" - the Walrus"

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"

"Doctor says: ""No sex for 6 weeks after birth."" Me: Why? Did her vagina see its shadow? Doctor: Me: Doctor: Please tell me you're not the father."

"I saw this dude trying to pick up a girl. Him: I would tell you a joke about about my penis, but its too long. Her: LOL, that's funny. I wanna tell you one about my vagina, but you'll never get it."

"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"

"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."

"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."

"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."