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Joke of the Day

"I saw this dude trying to pick up a girl. Him: I would tell you a joke about about my penis, but its too long. Her: LOL, that's funny. I wanna tell you one about my vagina, but you'll never get it."

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"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."
"[God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?"
"Grandma went to the hospital saying she felt a lump on her breast... Turns out it was her belt buckle."
"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill really pisses me off. Now its only worth 2 more then a $10 bill..."
"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."
"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"
"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls."
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."