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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"

"Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be ""twofarty""."

"I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him."

"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""

"My atheist, mathematician friend insists religion is negative... Because at it's root, it's imaginary!"

"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"

"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"

"What's left when a jew takes a shower? Their shackle"

"When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a ""mean drunk"" or a ""happy drunk."" Gets me out of it every time."

"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"