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Joke of the Day
"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."
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"So my girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not a my girlfriend but she will be soon."
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"I have a job for you planting tulips.... ON DIS DICK!"
"5 beer 2 Fingers A Faizan Walks Into A Bar, Holds up two fingers, and says ''FIVE Beers_Please''"
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"
"Coldplay is like depression you can hear."
"My nickname is Snapchat.... My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever."
"Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw) and boy do they make my cock look huge"