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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"

"What do you call camp for starving cats? Meow-schwitz."

"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""

"I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse."

"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."

"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"

"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors."

"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."