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Joke of the Day
"You wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."
"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."
"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears"
"Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother and holy shit what a great band name that would be."
"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."
"What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire? This is not a drill."
"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."
"Why did Mufasa die? Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff."