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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mufasa die? Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff."
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"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"
"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""
"The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case."
"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"
"Why was the beaver mad because no one came to his damn party."
"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."
"Her: Do you have any kids? Me: I have 2 step kids Her: None of your own? Me: no Her: How come? Me: facials Her: I'm sorry what? Me: What?"
"they say a friend will come over and help you move and a good friend will help you move a body I have two good friends"
"Me: I can't believe we have $900 for Christmas gifts this year! Fridge: I don't feel well. I think I have a fever."