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Joke of the Day

"Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house"

"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""

"I got called 'fag' a lot as a kid Until the day I stood up for myself and punched my mom in the face."

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender."" I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says "" Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."""

"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."

"What do you call a German paedophile hiding in the playground bushes? Kinder Surprise!"

"A stunning pregnant blonde insisted on having a laparoscopic caeserian"

"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."

"shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog"