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Joke of the Day

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears"

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"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."
"Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide"
"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
"Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that"
"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."
"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"
"Q: What lottery did the broom win? A: The sweepstakes."
"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."
"I'm sorry I dropped your baby and doubly sorry I nudged it under the crib with my foot so you wouldn't notice."
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