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Joke of the Day

"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."

"I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck... ...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama."

"If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, ""Is this him."""

"What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane? The Pilot, you racist."

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."

"Hide a metal rake in your leaf pile to keep the neighborhood kids from messing it up."

"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."

"It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands"

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."