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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."
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"Mac & Cheese doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's important you always eat a bunch of it."
"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."
"Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time."
"""No degrees of separation"" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked."
"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"
"What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton? They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!"
"Late to bed and late to rise . . . Makes a man who will serve french fries."
"A bear walks into a bar Bartender: "" What will you have sir?"" Bear: ""Gin............ and tonic."" Bartender: ""Why the big pause?"" Bear: ""I dont know my dad had them too."""
"You haven't seen true happiness until you've looked into the face of a white person when The Cha Cha Slide comes on at a wedding."